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Over The Hill MMA Fighters Refuse To Let Go

Like in The Wrestler, Ultimate Fighting is packed of over the hill wannabees

In the young and in your face rising sport of Mixed Martial Arts, we got at a turning point, at the end of an era. Nevertheless really new, the sport has a large amount of over the hill combatants who made the success of Mixed Martial Arts in the old days.

Today, they can no more contend in the sport. Are they completely crushed by the wars they have been in? Are their skills not at the level of today competition? It’s often delicate to call since the stars of yesterday contended against fighters that are no more competing.

Still, most over the hill MMA battlers are nowadays abusing their celebrity to get a fight at a level they are not anymore, and a big pay day.

Washed-Up MMA Fighters Refuse To Let Go

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Thursday, July 9th, 2009 FightMash.com News, Funny 2 Comments

Hilarious Kung Fu Hillbilly - How you gonna Judo chop on that?

Diemon Daves Ninja School is in session. Watch this clip and learn some of Diemon Daves kung fu secrets. Don’t try this at home.

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Friday, January 30th, 2009 Funny 2 Comments

From Butch to Cute Female Mixed Martial Arts Fighters

By: Zdot

The Beauty and the beast - Look out top 10 comparing listings between Butch and gorgeous MMA Female fighters. From magnificent babes to living nightmares!

Numerous sites - MMA specialists and gossip sites - are using the stunning Gina Carano to babble about Mixed Martial Arts. It’s true that the fighter is lovely, and it’s quite astonishing to see such a babe competing in such a brutal sport and being so good at it.

It looks that they are employing Gina and her juicy astonishing shapes to promote MMA heavily since the Kimbo Slice failure. Nowadays, we hear about the UFC and Gina Carano, nothing else. Whether it’s about fighting, fake lesbian picks or contract problems with defunct EliteXc, she’s everywhere.

We want to show the real face of female MMA fighters. Even if Gina Carano and some other are really splendid, the big majority of female MMA fighters are butches to say the least. Not only in their appearance but in their attitude as well. Read More…

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008 FightMash.com News, Funny 1 Comment

Judo, the art of Self Perfection

by: Anne-Marie RONSEN

Have you ever wondered what exactly is up with Judo? When you talk about martial arts, what comes first in your mind? This informative article can give you an insight into everything you’ve ever wanted to know about judo and Martial Arts.

It’s really a good idea to probe a little deeper into the subject of judo. Today Judo is enjoyed by more than 800,000 men, women and children. There are many reasons for learning Judo. Judo provides exercise, relaxation, sport, an interesting challenge, balance, coordination, self-protection and self-confidence.

Modern Judo is a martial art based on the traditional Jujutsu fighting and self-defense techniques of Japan. It was developed by Professor Jigoro Kano from a martial art called Jujutsu (also spelled Jujitsu). He is often called the “Father of Japanese Sports.” Professor Jigoro Kano eliminated some of the traditional jujutsu techniques and changed training methods so that most of the moves could be done with full force to create a decisive victory without injury.

The Japanese word “Ju” in Judo means “mild” and “natural” and “do” means “art” and “way.” Judo therefore denotes “way to peace” or may be translated as “the Way of gentleness,” with the implication of first giving way to ultimately gain victory.

Judo techniques are divided into three primary catagories - Nage-waza (throwing techniques), Katame-waza (grappling techniques), and Atemi-waza.

Judo training has many forms for different interests. Some students study the traditional art and forms (kata) of Judo. Other students train for competition by sparring and entering the many tournaments that are available. Other students train for self-defense, and yet other students practice Judo for fun and recreation. Black belts are expected to learn all aspects of Judo.

The most important principle of Judo as practiced was to disturb the center of gravity of the opponent, and then pull or push in a way that the opponent cannot stand, exerting skill rather than strength, so that he might lose his equilibrium and fall heavily to the ground. A series of rules was taught respecting the different motions of feet, legs, arms, hands, the thigh and back, in order to accomplish this object.

Judo is an art, after all, a practical approach to life. Judo develops complete body control, fine balance, and fast reflexive action. Develops a keen desire to coordinate mind and body. Also, provides the means for learning self-confidence, concentration, and leadership skills, as well as physical coordination, power, and flexibility.

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Enjoy, and in the words of Dr. Jigoro Kano:

“Before and after practicing Judo or engaging in a match, opponents bow to each other. Bowing is an expression of gratitude and respect. In effect, you are thanking your opponent for giving you the opportunity to improve your technique.”

Copyright © Anne-Marie Ronsen

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Monday, December 1st, 2008 Funny, Martial Art Schools, Professional Fights Comments Off

How not to train, funny martial arts bloopers

Martial arts training isn’t all fun and games, you can get seriously hurt, especially if you are training with these morons.

Thursday, October 9th, 2008 Funny 1 Comment

Funniest Boxing Knock Out Ever

I couldn’t stop laughing.  When your brain is rebooting, it’s a helluva thing.

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Wednesday, October 8th, 2008 Funny Comments Off

The Human Martial Arts Stun Gun - Bogus or Not?

This looks bogus to me.  This Martial Arts instructor claims to be able to knock somebody out without touching them.  I call bullshit.

What do you think?

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Wednesday, October 1st, 2008 Funny 1 Comment

Karate - How NOT to break a board with your head

This Karate expert, well, isn’t.

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Sunday, September 28th, 2008 Funny 3 Comments

Lamest UFC Fight Ever

Watch this until the end.  It’s well worth it.  Very funny.

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Friday, September 26th, 2008 Funny 2 Comments

People getting punched in the face in slow motion

Everyday people, slow motion punches, equals endless fun!

Friday, September 26th, 2008 Funny 1 Comment

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